[Photo: Jeffrey-Chapman Barton County Sheriff's Office]

Yeah, you might want to wear a turtleneck in court, dude.

A Kansas man facing first-degree murder charges fears his giant neck tattoo, which happens to spell out "MURDER," will unfairly influence the jury that hears his case. Jeffrey Chapman's attorney is asking that before Chapman's trial starts next week, the state allow a tattoo artist to remove or obscure the tattoo. [Full Story: Mirror]

Forget it!  MAKE HIM SIT LIKE THAT with his tattoo in plain view.  He CHOSE to get that tattoo... man up.