A shirtless Michigan man claiming he was from "Planet Zoltron" jumped into the windshield of a Michigan police cruiser Sunday night while wielding a five-foot metal pipe. Twenty-year-old Calquan Dion Burr appeared to be on "mind-altering drugs,”  said police, while a witness said that he seemed "drunk or high and was talking about seeing blue orbits." The squad car was dented and the windshield was smashed, but Burr walked away (in handcuffs) unscathed. Apparently inhabitants of Planet Zoltron have superhuman recuperative abilities.