I don't know if you've ever experienced a muddy situation like this but it was actually therapeudic for me and my gf. I had to take advantage of my day off at a day spa. We were by the pool most of the day, got a couples massage in the afternoon then ended with this Gerard Butler, darker shade of brown look I put on with blobs of clay. A day of clay goes a long way...!! There's my new saying haha.

You can see the transition from "el huero" (top pic) to the darker shade in the lower left  pic. Ok i'll admit I can use a year round tan lol.