Burger King is now offering its burgers, fries and pies for breakfast. The move, which should please graveyard-shift stoners and virtually nobody else, comes as Taco Bell aggressively enters the quick-breakfast market with a slew of new menu items, such as the Waffle Taco. But Burger King's sticking to its gut-busting guns. Why have a waffle when you can have a Whopper, after all?