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9 Hilarious Tweets About Marshawn Lynch’s Nerdy High School Photo

This week, an old high school photo of Oakland Raisers tough guy Marshawn Lynch revealed that the NFL running back was more geek than gangster. As expected, the Twitterverse had a lot to say about the image--which shows Beast Mode with a neat and trim haircut, and wearing a collared shirt and glasses. Here are some of the internet’s best jokes: 
  1. NFL Marshawn: “Run through a muhf**ka’s face.” High School Marshawn: “The probability of that happening is extremely low when you calculate the force required to actually run through a gentleman’s countenance.”
  2. Real life vs. LinkedIn.
  3. Marshawn Lynch looked like a whole insurance agent in high school.
  4. Please make high school Marshawn Lynch a meme. 
  5. Not sure I will ever look at Marshawn Lynch the same way ever again.
  6. This looks like Laura from Family Matters put Marshall Lunch in the transformation chamber back in the Oakland Tech days and he came out as Marshawn Lynch. 
  7. From helping with your Algebra homework to decapitating you on touchdown runs: Marshawn Lynch stole week 1 of the NFL season with his high school photo. 
  8. The evolution of Marshawn Lynch: From "Hey find me in April for help with those taxes" to "I will literally decapitate you on this touchdown run." 
  9. Marshawn Lynch: “I’m just here so I won't get fined." 15 years earlier...Receives award for perfect attendance.

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