On Sunday in Ohio, Charlene Thompson capped off a heated argument with another woman by pouring hot grease down her back and arm. The victim suffered severe burns, and Thompson--a lifelong criminal--was booked into Hamilton County Jail on a charge of felonious assault. Once there, she took the mugshot of the year, with the biggest fake bumblebee-colored eyelashes imaginable framing her eyes--one drowsy-looking, one extremely alert. [NY Post]